Der Quellkode von Windows 98

/*
Exclusive!!
Directly from Microsoft, the real source code of Windows98.
For advanced computer users only.
Windows '98 source code finally available … but don't tell anyone.
It's top secret.

B. GATES. Regards.

TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
Original version date : Aug 1994
*/

 #include "win31.h"
 #include "win95.h"
 #include "evenmore.h"
 #include "oldstuff.h"
 #include "billrulz.h"
 #define INSTALL HARD

 char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

 void main()
   {
      while(!CRASHED)
      {
          display_copyright_message();
          display_bill_rules_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          if (first_time_installation)
          {
              make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
              do_nothing_loop();
              totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
              search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
              hang_system();
          }
          write_something(anything);
          display_copyright_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          do_some_stuff();
          if (still_not_crashed)
          {
              display_copyright_message();
              do_nothing_loop();
              basically_run_windows_3.1();
              do_nothing_loop();
              do_nothing_loop();
          }
      }
      if (detect_cache())
           disable_cache();

      if (fast_cpu())
      {
          set_wait_states(lots);
          set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
          set_mouse(action, jumpy);
          set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
      }

      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
       printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
      if (system_ok())
           crash(to_dos_prompt);
      else
          system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

      while(something)
      {
          sleep(5);
          get_user_input();
          sleep(5);
          act_on_user_input();
          sleep(5);
      }
    create_general_protection_fault();
 }

/* Win98 boots faster, performs stronger, stays up longer with VIAGRA.DLL */